“So, I went into the bathroom, and I checked the stalls, you know, just to make sure I didn’t walk into one that was already occupied. And in one of them, there was this guy, and he was dressed like a cop. I thought he was that nice young man from the Village People, so I tried to get an autograph. That’s all it was, man. Just a simple misunderstanding.”

I think we’d all swallow this easier than the horse pills Craig has been trying to feed us.