In the before time, the world was quiet, and yet a darkness grew that threatened to cover the land. This darkness spread to the far reaches of the world, and out of it came three great beasts. Written upon their heads were their names, and they were Misinformation, Misuse, and Misanthropy.

Then there came from above a great hero who swore to strike them down and rid the land of darkness. As was his pledge, so he did, and the darkness scattered. With it, the hero vanished.

The prophets told of a time when the darkness and the beasts would return, but with them also would come the hero, once again to free the people and set the world aright.

That time has come. Our land is being ravaged by the beasts Misinformation, Misuse, and Misanthropy. As was foretold, the hero cometh, and he is Braddeus Ex Machina.